I'll Never Get Tired of Looking at Hugh Jackman With His Shirt Off

It's winter in Sydney but that didn't stop Wolverine star Hugh Jackman from stripping off and diving into the surf at Bondi Beach.

Matthew McConaughey can keep his shirt on as far as I am concerned.

Hugh's hotter and he can sing and dance. That beats naked bongo drumming any day.

I Love A Man In Uniform

Prince William got his pilots wings today in the U.K. He was awarded his RAF wings by his dad, Prince Charles, while the horse-faced bitch wife and Kate Middleton looked on.

Wing Commander Andy Lovell, who helped to train Prince William, told the Daily Mail: "William was very good. I was very impressed by his flying skills. He had a natural handling ability and he was very quick to learn. He responded well to instructions and demonstrated plenty of spare capacity. He was a very good student all round."

Hmmm... Responded well to instructions.

Sigh. I could teach him a thing or two.

I Like John Cusack When He's Wet

I'm sure other people have noticed this but I was just watching High Fidelity again and saw the scene where he's standing in a phone booth in the rain and remembered a similar scene in Say Anything (where he risks electrocution, too). John Cusack looks yummy when he's soaking wet.

BTW what has happened to John Cusack's face? Is it a receding hairline, or a visible sign of his disappointment over his most recent film roles? Seriously, they blow. Lloyd Dobler shouldn't do horror movies. Period.

And why isn't he friends with the Piv anymore? I have a secret fear that Cusack is a douche. But more than likely it's the Piv who's a douche. Oh, who am I kidding they could both be douches and I'd still like to be in the filling in a Piv/Cusack sandwich. Double yummy.

I saw the man who should be president (I'd take U.S. citizenship for the chance to vote) in the flesh more than 20 years ago and it is forever seared into my memory. I was in LA, sitting in the bar at the Mondrian where my friend Joey was bartending. A guy who was a stockbroker from NYC was there coked off his head and he thought I was a prostitute. Ha, ha! And being naive and twentysomething, I didn't even realize it at first. Anway, Cusack and Robert Downey Jr. came into the bar. Both wearing Lloyd Dobler-style long coats. I nearly slid off my bar stool. In retrospect I wonder if they came in to score coke from Joey. They were there for a few minutes and then they left. And I missed my chance, dammit!