Amy Winehouse Sings at Nelson Mandela Concert

Amy Winehouse never ceases to surprise me. She actually turned up at the Nelson Mandela 90th birthday concert in London today. And sang... and grabbed at the hem of her minidress right near her crotch. Why does she do that?



She sounds pretty rough though. No surprise when she's supposedly got emphysema. She also looks like a deer caught in the headlights. As much as I love her and am awed by her talent, I find it painful to watch her.

What Britney and Amy Winehouse Have In Common

They share a love of denim cut-offs. I think the visible pockets are a clear sign of diminished mental capacity.

Another Sordid Entry For Amy Winehouse's Diary

Amy Winehouse has a $2 million book deal.

Today she added another chapter to her tale of woe when she was arrested in connection with a January video that showed her smoking crack.

I like to imagine her book as being like Bridget Jones's Diary and going something like this.

Wednesday, May 7
Weight: Too drunk to focus on the bloody scale, but I think it said 17 pounds.
Calories consumed: 853 (from beer, a chicken drumstick I found in my beehive and one tooth that I swallowed accidentally)
Cigarettes: Lost count after I nodded off in a crack haze.

Today I got one step closer to being reunited with my Blake incarcerated. But they released me on bail. (Damn that Mark Darcy!) What does a girl have to do to be locked in the same cell as her man? Last month I slapped a bloke and they locked me up. But it wasn't in the same jail as my beloved. I guess I'm going to have to try a little harder next time.

Would You Let Amy Winehouse Hold Your Baby?

Me neither. God knows where that nose has been!

Photo: Ramey

It's Not So Great Being Skinny

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the scrawny, sinewy (scary) thighs of Amy Winehouse and Victoria Beckham.