Thursday, May 29, 2008
Mel Brooks summed it up when he told the AP, "A world without Harvey Korman — it's a more serious world. It was very dangerous for me to work with him because if our eyes met we'd crash to floor in comic ecstasy. It was comedy heaven to make Harvey Korman laugh."
Mel gave Harvey one of the best lines ever in a movie. Who can forget "Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise," from History of the World, Part 1.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
I am seriously excited about the film, which is coming out on December 12 starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter).
Now that Moonlight is on summer hiatus, this is the closest I am getting to my vampire fix (at least until August 2 when Breaking Dawn, the fourth book about Edward and Bella, comes out).
Yes, I am obsessing just a teeny tiny bit.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
He may not look as good as he used to, and he was battling a cold, but George Michael sang "Praying for Time" on the American Idol finale tonight and made me and Paula Abdul cry.
Hotness! If it couldn't be Michael Johns or Carly Smithson, I'm glad it was him and not David Archuleta or Brooke White. There are enough Mormons winning on reality TV!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
The Sun reports the pair were found getting hot an heavy in a stranger's garden.
An onlooker revealed: “They were laying on the grass, rolling around and kissing.
“Their hands were everywhere. They looked like a couple of loved-up teenagers.”
The paper also reports that Jude was seen having drinks with Kimberly's rocker dad shortly before the gropefest.
Urgh, it just got worse. The Mirror claims that the pair were swigging bottles of pink champagne at a crappy club before they got frisky.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Remember how you told Vanity Fair that your ex-husband, Brad Pitt, had a sensitivity chip missing?
Well, I just want to point out that while you are enjoying swapping spit with John Mayer now, this womanizer might be missing one of those chips, too.
Watch out, girlfriend. I'd hate to think of you sitting in your darkened living room curled up in the fetal position after he dumps your ass (cause you know he will).
Just ask Jessica Simpson or Cameron Diaz or Jennifer Love Hewitt or Minka Kelly or Mandy Moore about it...
And if you can't reach them, let me point out the following post from his website that he wrote to an ex-girlfriend:
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you.
So while his kisses might be sweet, take my advice, Jen, and run, don't walk, away from him.
No wonder Lindsay Lohan has turned out the way she has.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
It's been clear from the start that poor David's song choices were not his own, and now we are hearing that the stage dad really crossed the line on Tuesday when, despite a warning, he insisted on altering "Stand by Me," one of two songs David sang on the show that night. By adding a verse from Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls," Jeff clocked up additional costs for American Idol, an insider told the AP.
While Jeff has been banished backstage, he is allowed to sit in the audience. TMZ claims that Jeff was previously banned by Star Search producers when David appeared on the talent show in 2003.
"Samantha's very near and dear to me and I had such a wonderful time [making the TV series] but I can't really ask more of that experience other than more financial security, because I feel like we did it and we did it so well,'' the 51-year-old actor told a British newspaper. "And I always felt that it was about the money.''
Emile Hirsch is no Robert Downey Jr. and Christina Ricci is no Gwyneth Paltrow.
Two words: Zac Efron. Apparently the Wachowskis were in talks with Zac but he didn't screen test well, as (according to the New York Daily News) he didn't connect with the romantic lead and he didn't seem believable as a leading man. While purists and older fans of the original series might have been outraged, let's face it, the film would have made a killing in its opening weekend with Zac.
As Julia Roberts said in Pretty Woman: Big mistake. Big. Huge.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Their reps deny it, but the Piv's rep says, "Jeremy says she is a friend, a good woman."
To paraphrase Joe Piscopo as Frank Sinatra on Saturday Night Live, I think Pink has chunks of guys like Jeremy Piven in her stool. She is seriously scary.
Love her as an actress. Want to stab her as a singer.
My ears are bleeding.
I hope for new fiance Ryan Reynolds' sake that love isn't blind, it's deaf. (Is that Ryan's ex Alanis Morissette I hear laughing?)
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Eva Mendes gets in touch with her inner Sophia Loren and strips off in the new issue of Italian Vogue.
I'm surprised to see that her boobs aren't as spectacular as I imagined they'd be. Yay!
The only problem with this shoot and the Lindsay Lohan/Marilyn Monroe/New York magazine shoot before it is that the images have a skankiness that the originals didn't have back in the '50s. Toe sucking? Blech.
Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. Star reports. While they started off talking about their boys — Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months — the conversation soon turned to more intimate matters.
Star goes on to claim: As Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out — with hours of erotic talk! "They have phone sex often — at least once a week," an insider says. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Go to your happy place. Go to your happy place...
The former model and Fear Factor contestant said: "If George had been on a reality show, I don't think I'd have talked to him. It would have been like, 'That's nice.'
"I don't know," she adds. "He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion."
If I was her, I'd have more of a problem with him having been on shows like Facts of Life and Roseanne (where he had obscenely big hair and played a guy named Booker Brooks).
She also revealed in the interview that after she and George were injured in a motorbike accident that they spent their time on the couch watching Rock of Love marathons.
Finally! Proof that the sexiest man alive isn't perfect!
"Best of My Love" by The Emotions.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Today she added another chapter to her tale of woe when she was arrested in connection with a January video that showed her smoking crack.
I like to imagine her book as being like Bridget Jones's Diary and going something like this.
Wednesday, May 7
Weight: Too drunk to focus on the bloody scale, but I think it said 17 pounds.
Calories consumed: 853 (from beer, a chicken drumstick I found in my beehive and one tooth that I swallowed accidentally)
Cigarettes: Lost count after I nodded off in a crack haze.
Today I got one step closer to being reunited with my Blake incarcerated. But they released me on bail. (Damn that Mark Darcy!) What does a girl have to do to be locked in the same cell as her man? Last month I slapped a bloke and they locked me up. But it wasn't in the same jail as my beloved. I guess I'm going to have to try a little harder next time.
Paul Leyden says he was joking about Lloyd Dobler being a nightmare to work with.
"I feel terrible that I've said something about someone I have absolute admiration and respect for," he told the Sydney Daily Telegraph. "It was said in a jovial way and I've been misconstrued. I was joking."
Phew. Crush officially back on.
Nick got engaged to Mariah Carey in April - after dating her for a few weeks. And now they're married... Am I the only one who sees a pattern here?
I ain't sayin' he's a golddigger, but I have one word to say to you, Mariah. Prenup.
According to the new issue of People magazine, Mariah says they are "soulmates."
I wonder how Nick feels about sleeping in a steam room and being married to a woman who only wants to be photographed showing the right side of her face, has an obsession with butterflies and Hello Kitty, believes she has an alter ego named Mimi and has a room in her home dedicated to her fans (her lambs).
On second thoughts, they'll be lucky to make it to six months. That bitch is crazy!